Puffy here. I’m so sorry about no posts…. anyway…………… Human will be back soon to produce the third Catty On The Catwalk post. So……………… you will never believe the ridiculous thing Human made a few days ago…….. I dread it. Ever since Human found the pet top hat online, the one with the green glitter hatband, she has wanted it for me. So she made me one out of black construction paper with a green hatband (also made of construction paper) and whenever I’m asleep she comes over and puts the silly thing on my head, takes a picture, shows it to everybody, and starts laughing like crazy. Boy, I couldn’t get back to sleep for how loud she was! I tried to tear the wretched thing when it fell off my head and into my basket where I was sleeping, but she snatched it away before I could. Even an hour after she’d taken the picture, she was still giggling. Anyway, right now I’m left alone at Human’s house while she’s out visiting somebody. Ooh, time for a nap! Before I go though, here is a bit of advice:
– The Puffster
Puffy here. Wanna see a picture of me? Ok. This one’s kinda old, but, yea, it serves its purpose. Sorry, it’s a little grainy.
Oh yea. I’m so cool, ice cubes are jealous!
Come on. Ya gotta love the me. The Puffster. Mister Puff. Puffy The Magnificent. Whatever ya wanna call me.
All there’s been lately is rain, rain, and yet more rain. Ugh. If you humans were cats, you’d understand our hate of this wet stuff. But, well, if you’re a cat reading this, then yay! You actually understand! All I’ve been doing is sleeping in my special spot. My special spot is a pillow on top of a high box in a corner. It’s a cozy, quiet spot right next to Human’s bed. Don’t tell, but sometimes I sneak onto Human’s pillow. It’s a little softer than mine and doesn’t have such a slippery pillow case. Anyway, today is sunny and not so wet, but it’s hot! Will I ever get outside? Oh, and yesterday I was climbing a tower of boxes when a big, flat one fell, making a terrible racket! Human’s sister scolded me to no end. I jumped on Human’s bed and began licking myself- which is a great way of calming yourself down. (At least for cats, ahem.) So, I must now depart with this message:
Puffy here. You wanna know my stretch style? Well, first I stick my back legs behind me as far as they can go. (Back-leg stretch) Then I stretch my front legs out in front of me. And that’s my stretch style. I always do it in the morning or when I wake up from a nap. Speaking of naps………… Ok , sorry I just fell asleep. Cats! I’ve been asleep for 45 minutes! Human will be back soon, and I have to hurry! Anyway, do you like catnip? I sure do! I go cat crazy for it! Here’s a picture………. I bet you want some catnip now. You can just smell it. You can feel the leaves rubbing on your pelt. Hehe. Oh, I am so evil.
Actually, it’s been furrever since Human bought me catnip! I’ll have to talk to her about that………. The best kind of catnip (in my and Human’s opinion) is Smarty Kat. You can find it and other Smarty Kat products at Walmart, according to Human. This is a great deal. For just $4 you get catnip and a toy! The toy can be refilled with catnip again and again. Human has to get me this. I make her get it, then I’ll make her take pictures of it and I’ll do a review. Just For Cats from the company Hartz has good catnip, too. So….. Human is gone, and I’m left to guard the house. I’m a watch cat. Except since I’m working on this blog, not exactly watching. Um…….. yea. So I guess I’ll go prowl around the house a few times, then take a doze.